Tomsk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[EnduranceGames.co.uk]

Um...

It looks very very nice, but what the hell does it do? I don't get it. Maybe I'm just being dense. Looks teh sexe though.

[O.N.E.]

Great animation

This has some fucking lush animation, but its damn boring. I'm not an animator, but I can tell that this has some of the best animation I've seen on NG. But the idea of two things dancing for ages is not particularly interesting, it was repetitive and boring. I'd love to see your animation with a great story, that would win you all sorts of awards.

[The Cloud]

Brilliant...

I can't say why, but I really loved this, which is really strange. There's just something right about it. The style is a bit like David Firth's but not in a rip off way at all, like its in the same genre. Maybe its just the squiggly writing...

Really great, it just seemed right, somehow.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

It must be the squiggly writing.

[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

Brilliant!

Hey... is that David Firth under a pseudonuym? I'm checking fat-pie after writing this, because I think it is. His voice is too recognisable, since he's from t'north.

That was fucking hilarious, although it sort of tailed off to the end. The animation was crap, but could have been more realistically bad, its obviously a piss take and not just some bad animation.

Man, people are slow. ITS DAVID FIRTH, FFS. Probably. Maybe not. I dunno!

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a]

Excellent!

I normally don't like clock movies (heathen!) but this was excellent. Happy Clock day, and may all clock movies be this good. (Thats not gonna happen though, is it?) Great stuff. I can't wait to see more.

[Salad Weebl]

I've never laughed so hard.

I think people look down on this because it has the story lifted directly from Weebl and Bob, but the look and style was just perfect, this is just hilarious, these two series are like chalk and cheese, so putting them together like this I found hilarious. It was the flashes of strange pictures and the dripping blood along with the totally cheesy randomness of Pie pie pie pie pie that I loved. EXCELLENT movie, definitely deserves front page, and its just unfortunate other people don't see it that way. :(

[Super Mario Physics]

Great fun!

I just finished an A level course in physics, and so I knew what you were talking about, and I thought it was great! Good fun, and I like physics too, so... yay!

I should add, if you actually did that with Yoshi's tongue, you'd get standing waves, as it is fixed at one end, but nevertheless it was good fun.

I normally don't like sprites, they just annoy me, but this was great. Who knows, you could be teaching Newgrounds relativity next!

[Burnt Face Man 3]

"That was clearly filler material"

It wasn't as good as the other BFM stuff, not by a long shot. It was a bit more freaky- rock face man was great- but it was just not that funny, at least not compared to, say, BFM's trailer. BFM seems to be a funny series, rather than a freaky one like Salad Fingers, so this was a bit of a dissapointment.

[A Men's Room Monologue]

Fantastic

One of the funniest things I've seen in ages, excellent. Its all so true, even here in England. The thing is, I always go in the stalls because of... umm, stage fright. ;)

Best graffiti in a toilet (In the physics department of Birmingham University):

"What do you get if you cross a pig with a rat?

Pig rat sin θ!"

Hehehe...

[Randomly Random]

Finally!

Something good on NG that doesn't involve pointless violence! Well I know there's other stuff but this was great. I love the randomness, and those freaky images were great, even thought they weren't there for long.