Tomsk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Milkman]

Thats just wrong

This is the sort of thing where you watch only because you think you should. It is unneccesarily violent, but thats the whole point, right? I don't get it. I think the song is good though. It all fits together and oh, its so wrong!! But I like it. The necrophilia is a bit too far though. The crazy dude who kills looks the part, but...... argh what is this all about???? Seriously weird. I definitly prefer Salad Fingers. You make some very leftfield shit, mate...

[Decline of Video Gaming 2]

Probably the best flash I've seen

I think this has got to be my favourite film. I laughed a lot at it, especially the extra scene. I thought the creator's notes were great, but they moved a bit too fast to read. The preloader games were great, and it wasn't too long, which I thought it might be at 14 mins. I'm not even into video games much, I don't know all the references, I'm sure if I did I would just think it was even funnier. You are all very talented, it had excellent animation and everything... it was inspirational, I want to make flash now!!!

[Alien Report]

Sweet.

That is pretty cool, very fresh and original idea. Although I have one question to ask- what is that song playing just after he gets his disguise???? I love it, but I have no idea what it is!!

I have to say, I am looking forward to watching the others in this series, and I can't believe I missed it when it came out! I think the fight scenes were a bit slow though, but still not bad. The story is very interesting, and I thought how he said his own planet is similar is cool- its not just humans, it must be because of intelligence...

[Tier]

Yeah... ok

Its got good graphics and so on, but its not my cup of tea. It seemed to take a while to get going, and didn't seem to have much of a story (but then its not the sort of thing that needs one). It wasn't horrible, just not my thing.

poxpower responds:

You need to watch it twice. Fewel. And what kind of review is that when you tell me its not your thing. Its not like I can improve on that NOW...

[the Metal Rose Dream]

The coolest thing I've seen today.

That is a seriously cool animation. It is just a non stop barrage of weirdness. The music is excellent, I'm listening to the music and the end, I love it! I think the running stick men were in it too much, and it seemed to rest a bit too long in some places, but it was still great.

[Pokémon: Unseen Episode]

okay then....

Interesting. That is so surreal! Weird. Er... I think it is quite funny, but some of the sounds sound like they are from the Chemical Brothers' It Began In Afrika, which is bizarre. Anyway it is pretty funny, not the worst thing I've seen, but not the best either.

[Virus of Desire]

Seriously fucking dark.

That has got to be the darkest thing I've seen on NG, and thats saying something. It has an excellent story, although it is not very clear on the first viewing, but I have seen it twice, and I think I get it. The only flaw was how Mary's brainwaves were d/led into a computer- suspension of disbelief required!

The music is excellent, very atmospheric, very dark, it fits perfectly. The sound effects were a bit cheesy, there is one sample that I have heard loads on NG, but it didn't detract from the story in any way.

At first I didn't like the computerised voice, they always sound cheesy and are hard to understand, but it was necessary here, it sounded good and was easy to understand.

Very dark, very cool.

[F.N.F. #3 - Water Bubbly]

Now that was fucking funny

Very simple, and a bit short, but still pretty damn funny. The sounds weren't great though, and I don't really like the shimeryness of the first guy, but its still a great short film.

[Blood Brothers]

Hmmmm

Way too short. It seems like a good start though. You need a lot more scenes and things, otherwise this won't last. I think it is a good start, but instead of making a part 2, add to this one if you can!!

I would like to see this extended, as it is a fairly good variation on the stick fight thing, (which is probably too old for much improvement really). The animation is quick and fun, but this is just way too short.

CrazyAguy responds:

That's exactly what I'm gonna do, just make a direct continuation, just after they go down the hole!

[Magical Trevor]

Oh. My. God.

This is fucking amazing. The song is catchy, but not annoying, although I'm sure lots of people will find it extremely irritating. I think it rules. Go Magical Trevor!!!!